Funny but am I the only one who is   Satisfaction Guaranteed 100% Retard T-Shirt .Spread all over? My whole kitchen would get bleached and my husband would be dead. Relax ladies I’m sure his dance partner the turkey had a bath and afterwards he gave himself a bath don’t worry. It’s all in fun! He probably already cleaned down his counters I bet half y’all don’t even use cutting boards when you are all cook stop acting like you are all so perfect he probably wiped it down once he finish doing what ever he was doing making a joke out of it plus yall buy meat don’t even know where it’s been probably all over the floor and put in a package. Just think everyone complaining probably has a cat or dog.